Vodkassassin

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
kedreeva
kedreeva

WIP Wednesday Game

It’s WIP Wednesday, time for a little accountability, sharing your work, and getting a kick in the pants.

Here’s how it works:

  • In a reblog (or new post w/ rules attached), post up to five (5) filenames of your WIPs; not titles, file names.
  • Post a snippet from one of them. Snippet must be words you wrote in the last 7 days. We’re posting progress here. If you haven’t made any, go make some and come back to post!
  • After you’ve posted, people can send you an ask with one of your file names. You must then write 3 sentences in that file. If the filename is one you can't share from (for example, an event fic), write 3 sentences on it anyway, and then 3 more on another to share.
  • That’s it! You can invite others to join in, or just post. I’ll be searching the reblogs to find people to send asks to!

If you’re reading this, you’re invited!

If you see someone posting a WIP Wednesday Game snippet, send them an ask! Make them write.

Requested/Friend event mentions under the cut! If you'd like to be pinged next week, let me know!

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vodkassassin

Huh yeah ok

  1. insert OC Jedi turns Sith to protect Fives at all costs -(Star Wars)
  2. Insert OC Obiwan just plain dislikes Quigon (bc he sucks!!) -(Star Wars)
  3. White lotus halo SQH babie -(SVSSS)
  4. Cale is a swordmaster and also runs the mob bc it just makes sense (Trash of the Counts Family)
  5. Quick transmigration original story (agent 22)

Snippet from white lotus halo SQH:

“Names.”

Shang Qinghua blinks. “Sorry?”

Liu Qingge glares are him. Shang Qinghua gulps when the other disciple slowly starts to unsheathe his sword.

“List of names.” Liu Qingge grits out. “Of—! Anyone whose ever done that.”

“Uh, be mean to me? Hah, Liu-shidi…. The name list would start with Shang Qinghua, and then—“

“But that’s you!”

“It sure is!” Shang Qinghua replies cheerily, slightly hysterical. “I’m mean to me! And also; anyone whose been mean to me? Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down? Liu-shidi, your name is on that list too!”

Liu Qingge makes a severe grimace. He turns and punches the wall. There’s a hole left behind.

Shang Qinghua points accusingly. “That right there! You’re making me more paperwork! Stop it!”

“No. Being nice is too hard.”Liu Qingge slams his sword back into its sheath and turns to stomp away.

Taggin @chershare @myakkoh and uuuhhh my other moots who are writers I’m sorry my brain is swiss cheese

Pinned Post tag game Star Wars Shang Qinghua trash of the count's family vodkassassin fanfiction
secondlina
secondlina: “projectsurreal: “setzeri: “ There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now. ” 1. Power move. 2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the...
setzeri

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

projectsurreal

1. Power move. 

2. Why do people whisked away to magical worlds just automatically believe the first creature that tells them what side the person needs to help? Where’s my isekai where the MC slowly finds out they got in with like the deranged zealots and are part of the evil faction, and not the plucky rebels? 

secondlina

I think about this comic once per week. It’s funnier then anything I can conceive of. Mastery.

teecupangel

Anonymous asked:

Hey I saw your ask about Aita and fyi just because someone had a sage ancestor does not mean they’re descendants of Aita per se, a Sage is not Aita, is just his memories that were hidden on the dna by Juno as part of her plan of keeping her husband alive.

teecupangel answered:

The “Aita is Desmond’s ancestor” ask for those are unfamiliar with what we’re talking about.

Yeah, that’s my assumption too so I was wondering if maybe I missed a new piece of information from a reddit AMA or something. Becoming a Sage seems more like the Calculations drawing a lottery imho.

Not to mention, as far as I know, Desmond doesn’t actually have any Sage ancestor? At the very least, I’m pretty sure Bartholomew, Molay and Germaine aren’t his ancestors. That sort of connection should have come up by now, otherwise people would think Ubisoft is pulling random stuff out of their ass if the connection comes up later on after their respective games have been released for quite a while now. The only canon Sage connection he has is with Elijah, his son. Before Elijah, the Sage concept (especially in Black Flag) is more on the side of a connection to the big bad Juno.

Honestly, I prefer the idea that Desmond’s Isu ancestry is someone other than Juno or Aita because that gives us limitless possibility on who it might be (although I am leaning more on “Zagreus/Dionysus” because of the rebirth idea and maybe Minerva for the absolute ‘what the fuck’ it would bring to their dynamic… which we can also get with Juno anyway) but honestly? I feel like Desmond was supposed to be a descendant of Adam and Eve in earlier drafts and they just threw that idea away later on.

Desmond having a Sage ancestor OR being Aita’s descendant is, as far as I know, not canon.

It’s just fun to think about it XD

vodkassassin

This is the worst I read that as AITA as in the acronym for the Am I The Asshole Reddit 🤣

braveheartinthedark
charlataninred

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

meraarts

Might I add:

The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

The woman who raised the changeling alongside her biological child

The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

eater-of-hopes-and-dreams

The adventures of a space roomba

Cinderella finding Araura (and falling in love)

I don’t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head

blitzlowin

hilariously, these are almost all in my fic tag. so, a compiled list from the notes (and some extras):

  1. The God of Arepo (graphic novel 1 / 2 / 3) (ebook)
  2. The Monster of Sentan
  3. The Witch’s Cat
  4. Raise Both Children
  5. Stabby the Roomba (honorable mention)
  6. Cinderella Marries the Prince (comic)
  7. My Arch Nemesis Cynthia
  8. Pirates and Mermaid
  9. Eindred and the Witch
  10. The Demon King
  11. The Cornerwitch
  12. Grandmother Beetroot
  13. Apocalypse Daycare Worker
  14. Grandmother Accidentally Summons a Demon
  15. New Year Saga
  16. A Story About Changelings
  17. Ranger in the King’s Forest
  18. The Difference Between a Hare and a Rabbit
  19. Goblin Men (Canines)
charlataninred

I am in love with you /p

inkvoices

Adding Faceblind Prince Charming and Cinderella

inkvoices

21. The human who died of radiation poisoning after repairing the spaceship

22. The defeat of the wizard who made people choose how they’d be to be executed

lightningladybug

adding the Doctors Without Borders one

inkvoices

I LOVE tumblr storytime, so here’s a bunch more your weekend reading. Enjoy!

24. The Queen with Three Cursed Children

25. Tiny Dragon with one coin hoard

26. Haunted house

27. Shark hero was about to go rogue

28. Grandma lives in the woods comic

29. A Different Aftermath comic

30. Battery (microstory but I love it so much)

31. It’s A Date comic

32. Supervillian kidnaps rival’s kid and they want to stay

33. Narrative Town

34. I have been hired to clean the wizard tower comic

35. Robot Apocalypse

36. The Statues That Do Not Weather

37. Kushiel

38. Tooth Fairy

39. Alien abduction

40. Felonious wish-granting

41. When humans met actual space orcs

42. Space cousins

dannnnnnnnnnnnex

WAIT REBLOG THIS VERSION INSTEAD

dycefic
writing-prompt-s

Two identical infants lay in the cradle. “One you bore, the other is a Changeling. Choose wisely,” the Fae’s voice echoed from the shadows. “I’m taking both my children,” the mother said defiantly.

dycefic

Once upon a time there was a peasant woman who was unhappy because she had no children. She was happy in all other things – her husband was kind and loving, and they owned their farm and had food and money enough. But she longed for children.

She went to church and prayed for a child every Sunday, but no child came. She went to every midwife and wise woman for miles around, and followed all their advice, but no child came.

So at last, though she knew of the dangers, she drew her brown woolen shawl over her head and on Midsummer’s Eve she went out to the forest, to a certain clearing, and dropped a copper penny and a lock of her hair into the old well there, and she wished for a child.

“You know,” a voice said behind her, a low and cunning voice, a voice that had a coax and a wheedle and a sly laugh all mixed up in it together, “that there will be a price to pay later.”

She did not turn to look at the creature. She knew better. “I know it,” she said, still staring into the well. “And I also know that I may set conditions.”

“That is true,” the creature said, after a moment, and there was less laugh in its voice now. It wasn’t pleased that she knew that. “What condition do you set? A boy child? A lucky one?”

“That the child will come to no harm,” she said, lifting her head to stare into the woods. “Whether I succeed in paying your price, or passing your test, or not, the child will not suffer. It will not die, or be hurt, or cursed with ill luck or any other thing. No harm of any kind.”

“Ahhhhh.” The sound was long and low, between a sigh and a hum. “Yes. That is a fair condition. Whatever price there is, whatever test there is, it will be for you and you alone.” A long, slender hand extended into her sight, almost human save for the skin, as pale a green as a new leaf. The hand held a pear, ripe and sweet, though the pears were nowhere ripe yet. “Eat this,” the voice said, and she trembled with the effort of keeping her eyes straight ahead. “All of it, on your way home. Before you enter your own gate, plant the core of it beside the gate, where the ground is soft and rich. You will have what you ask for.”

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phantomrose96
phantomrose96

To me, honestly, the biggest thing Tumblr has going for itself is the fact that no one uses it.

Originally I was thinking, in terms of "why do I use Tumblr and not other sites?" that the thing going for it is that it's a Post Anonymous Bullshit site. And this is true, and important, but also Tumblr isn't the only Post Anonymous Bullshit site.

I think the key power that Tumblr holds over me is that it's the Post Anonymous Bullshit site that no one uses.

And the reason that's so clutch is because of how much safety it adds. No matter what kind of office or acquaintance small-talk spirals into the direction of social media, which, perhaps in an unthinking moment, causes you to mention you use Tumblr. Even if your conversation partner acts interested in this detail, they won't follow you. Twitter? Tiktok? Fuck man, the person could whip out their phone on the spot and look you up. Tumblr? No way in hell. They'd have to download an app. Make an account. Check it regularly? Just to see you posting "happy fuck him flat friday"? No.

And on the absolute off chance this person does have a Tumblr, and does follow you, well they probably have all the same problems you do that's led them to be active on this site in 2023 so you should be pretty safe in a very girl what are YOU doing at the devil's sacrament kind of way.

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